Cha0s Gaming - The Lounge

*enters with Lily*

*making drinks again now that she can, and she's returned. but this time, she wants to.*

*sitting with Spark. thinking about what to do*

So....First room in the hall you take me to....And it's a bar

Hey, it's where your mother and I first met after all.

He didn't really notice me until way later

To be fair honey, you didn't exactly want to be noticed.

That is true. But I still loved you long before you realized, honey. *blows him a kiss* Your drink empty?

*sits at the bar* Why not? What do you recommend, Mom?

Well I came up with most of the drink menu. Don't find one of interest. I can always make something special.

Like what?

Well what do you like? Wait, do you even know what you like? Did you try enough drinks?

Anything really sweet. Maybe vodka for the base

Hm....I'll se what I can do. But first, Gale, sweetie, you didn't answer my question. You need a refill?

Sure honey

*goes to make the drinks*

*goes to sit next to Gale* So....tell me more about you and Mom. *she smirks playfully*

What more did you want to know?

How long did it take before you two were finally together? Yknow, with the whole Cassandra thing you told me about and stuff.

After Cassandra, things moved rather quickly, then there was a "setback" and it took a while to recover from that. But we got through it, eventually. It wasn't easy, and there were times we thought we wouldn't make it. But here we are, and now... here you are.

Setback?....What kind of setback?

....Lily, don't....

*eyes widen*....

*sensing the tension* Spark, wanna check out the courtyard? Yeah, let's check out the courtyard! *leads him to the courtyard*

That's a matter not often discussed, I'm going to ask you to respect that. If and when your mother's ready, perhaps we'll share that story, but for now, all you need to know is that it was a setback, an undoing of progress made and that progress had to start anew.

Well fine then. I won't press it further. I love you

Love you too Lily Flower. Now, have you decided on your drink?

Mom said she's making a special one? I'm honestly curious.

*walks over with two drinks. Gale's usual, and a dark blue concoction* Here you go, you two

What's the special one?

Blueberry liquor, vodka, and silver edible glitter. Dunno wahat to call it just yet though

Hm...*tries it* Wow! That's amazing. Dad, try. I know you have yours, but try this!

That sounds almost like the avatar drink from AMC

thats what it is

00:04

sparkly blue\

you're missing the sprite though.

ITS MEDIEVEL TIMES

*tries it* You're right, that is good.

Looks cool. Reminds me a bit of a movie I saw.

Right? Hm. What should we name it?

Noooidea

How about Blue Pandemonium?

No no. Even better. Ethereal Elixr. Cuz it looks otherworldly

Sounds good

{Tries to step into the room quietly, but makes an absolute mess of noise. They then look around for Fernessa the green Elf.}

*begins adding it to the menu*

*walks over* Hi! Are you new?

brb

{They step back at the sudden burst of enthusiasm.} Yes? I was told there isn’t an application system. I assume I’m already part of this guild.

Actually no.

No…?

you'd be classed as an adventurer or a hero. But a member of someone's guild would require an invite from said guild leader.

00:30

Fernessa being one such guild leader

00:31

Sebastian, being another.

I was instructed to talk to you, Fernessa the Green Elf.

So that guild then.

{They point a finger at her.}

Yep! I'm a leader! Two of our teammates died, and we're looking to fill their places back in! I think you'd be a wonderful fit! *holds out hand* My name is Fernessa, I lead Wild Harmony. The other member is Naveah. She's around here somewhere. We also have newbie just like you. Eliza! She's half-dragonborn! Sooooo what are you?

{Staring at her hand, not sure which handshake to give.} In this situation, should one use a professional handshake, or a casual handshake?

I'd join too if it wasn't too full

Whichever you prefer

I don’t eat. So I’m ready anytime.

00:36

{They then give Fernessa a professional handshake.} I look forward to the experiences we will share.

Me too, big guy

What is a “guy”?

Male? Boy? Man?

Oh… {They fiddle with the straps of their bag.} I don’t understand those concepts. Will you teach me?

....Uhhhhm. We'll just call you Buddy for now

”Buddy”? {They tilt their head.} My name is Beetle.

It's a nickname. Also, anyone can join, Lily. We aren't too full. We justonly bring a certain ammount with us at a time. Smaller groups means less people to worry about in battle.

So to address the comment above. You can have as many characters as your account will let you, but only 1 can be playable in a session at a time.

A “nickname”… those are affectionate titles, right?

So if you want that level 1 to getsome experience, you'll have to park your level 6 or whatever.

00:42

Like a character select.

Yes

{They seem to think for a moment.} But… that implies we are romantically involved, doesn’t it? I don’t know anyone here…

00:44

That would bring confusion.

No! It means we're friends!

Oh…

*sitting at the end of the bar* They call me shorstack....

Romantic titles are like "baby", "honey", and "sweetheart". Oh! and Hi Fritz! Been a while, shortstack!

My apologies… I don’t understand most of social norms.

00:46

You and the others here are the first marks of civilisation I’ve seen for months.

You look like you could use a tune-up too....

What is a “tune up”?

Maintenance? Did your programmer not install basic dictation protocols and diagnostic analysis software?

{Confusion covers their face.} I… did not have a programmer. I had a creator.

00:49

I’m made of wood and iron.

Hey Dad. Would you be mad if I wanted to go on that mission with them?

…what is a “programmer”?

Part of that creation process is programming.

Just be careful sweetheart.

My knowledge is that Kagmiil made me of iron, wood and magic.

Take spark, the other mechanoid you met in the courtyard. That's my creation, I am his creator and his programmer. They're one in the same.

Okay. Should probably buy some things first. Protection and all that. *with what money, dumbass?!*....Right....Money.

You're on your own now Lily bug. But I suppose I could give you some as a graduation gift from Stixhaven. How's 1000gp sound?

{They rub their arm. There’s a few dents and cuts.} And you say you have the skills to.., tune up me?

I could. but it be best if I let Gizmo handle it. I've been drinking a little bit. *he motions for Gizmo to perform the nessessary adjustments* He'll sort you out pretty quick.

Aww, thanks Dad. *kisses his cheek* I love you. *stands up and looks at Beetle and Fernessa* Could I have a go?

You sure? It's a crypt? And you're not exactly an experienced fighter?

I'm sure. I'll be back though. Just goin to the store.

Gizmo begins to weld, Sauter, and screw at Beetle, repairing the broken plating and circuitry, before reassembling everything and updating his software

*goes to Ravenhold square*

I look so… new.

Thank you Gizmo

Whirling noises

Yes yes, I know.. I already told you I'd get you some new bolts when we get back to the lab. I can't just buy them, I have to forge them.

more whirling noises

I know what I said last week..... I was busy...

angry whirling noises

Fine fine... just let me finish this drink first.

buzzing

You can wait 2 minutes.....

Your little one has very nice grammar.

01:00

Thank you for the… tune up. {They sling their back over their shoulder.} Excuse me, Fernessa. When do I get assigned a task?

*shows him the bounty poster* Here's the first one. I might sit out tonight. Lily wants to go. But I'll still be here

{Beetle reads the bounty. Stopping to re-read some words they struggled to remember.} Where is the search site?

*hands you the flyer*

I already read it over your shoulder…

Then why did you ask, it says on the flyer.

Because “abandoned crypt to the East” can mean many things. I like to have specific, detailed information.

01:11

What is the name of the crypt? When was it built? Who built it?

01:12

How many levels, or rooms does it have?

I don't know, I assume it was built as part of Ravenhold. That's why it's the abandoned crypt, to the east... of ravenhold... Why would there be a flyer for another crypt east of some other place here?

…there’s another crypt?

And I don't know how many rooms, I didn't count them, I was too busy trying not to get blown up!!!

There’s explosives there?

Worse.... moving exploding zombies....

Oh… what makes them explode?

No idea, I didn't really get the chance to sit down with one and ask. "Hey mr, undead zombie guy, why do you go boom?"

These ones could talk?

I DON'T KNOW! I NEVER ASKED!

{They tilt their head.} Why are you raising your voice? I’m right next to you.

Because i'm frustrated you keep asking questions I can't answer.

walks in after taking a long nap

I don’t mean to be frustrating… I want to learn about this task.

hears shouting and cringes."bad time?"

I’m not sure. She’s become frustrated at my questions.

Because I can't answer them. I don't know if they can talk, I don't know what they had for breakfast, probably other adventurers, I don't know why they go boom, maybe they're just gassy?

Gas is plausible explanation.

is completely lost

Umm... hello? *stares at phone* I think it broke..

She hung up dear... She'll call back.

Oh... I knew that.. *puts phone in pocket*

She'll be home soon. Wherever she is

At least she's ok, at least I think so from what I gathered. She hung up pretty quickly, like she was in trouble or something.

Maybe she was in trouble.

She's not in trouble...Don't freak him out, Xara.

Just saying, I heard the voice from here. She sounded like she walked into an "oh shit" moment.

Spark, handle your girlfriend.

I don't need handling

I would appreciate it if you didn't refer to her in a manor to suggest she's not in the room. And Xara, we do not know the details of the scenario. To suggest any possible outcome would be merely speculation.

Alright. Fine. Whatever you say, babe.

*runs in with Neveah. looking distraught. breathing rapidly. she looks at Gale and doesn't hesitate to let go of Neveah and throw her arms around her father. sobbing out of fear*

Calm down, what's wrong?

*between breaths as her heart races* Met a guy....Talked...friendly at first...then...thenn....He's a Vampire....

Oh what a shame.....

05:58

*bites into an apple* A vampire you say.

Don't think you count

You of all people should know it does darling.

*blushes* ...Mhm...*shakes head* Well she didn't meet a nice one...Did she?

How should I know. She's too busy crying and panicking to tell us...

{Finally! He’s found her!} Oh, you’re in here? Right, right. {Leans against the door frame.} Yo! Oz wants you guys to come back, roast’s about done.

*sees him and hides behind Gale* That's him...

Him?....Lily, that's just Shad. The worst he'll do is give you a mean nickname and make fun of your appearence.

Oh yeah, anyone see Nazmir around? Need to talk to her about some money stuff.

06:03

Hush, green bean.

See?

You're right.... he is a "bad" vampire. *he chuckles*

Hey now… {Puts a hand on his chest, in mock pain.} I’m a Created, kid. Be nice, if you can.

06:05

Least I’m not that pile of horse shit Astarion. {He smiles apologetically towards Fern.} Sorry.

Kid you say... *he checkles deeply* A created you say... My dear lizard, you have no idea who you speak to. And as for.......him..... he's lucky to still be able to draw breath.

STOP! I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT HIM ANYMORE!

06:06

Araavos will kill me!

Oh shit… i didn’t know you weren’t allowed to… I don’t blame Araavos for banning his name. {Spits off to the side.} Piece of shit…

06:08

And chill, man. Not looking to trade insults, or bruise egos. {He sniffs.} Just wanna get home before Oz portions out the roast without me.

It's to help me move on. That fucker was my first, and all he did was (emotionally) abuse me! I couldn't let go! To the point I chose him over Araavos and he almost dumped me! I can't risk it again!

Fuck… sorry you went through that. {His face looks sad for a second.} My first was bad, too. {He shakes away the hummingbirds pecking at his mind.} Actually, you free? We’re having dinner here in… probably now, actually.

I'd love to. Lily, you down?

....If my parents can come...I'd feel safer...

He's not gonna hurt you. He doesn't even bite Oz unless given permission

Well, sometimes when we fuck I do. But he likes it, so nothing to worry about.

06:19

Also yeah, they’re invited too.

Orion, why don't you come? It'll be fun.

Oz does cater to our kind, too. {Picks teeth with a claw.}

What do you say, Gale? Dinner with the Dragon and his husband?

{Accidentally cuts gums from Chelsea’s words.} Uh… we ain’t got that far yet.

I suppose we could go out, sure.

We still need to finish setting the house up. {His hands dive into his pockets.} But I’ll be turning him sometime this month. We wanted to wait.

06:29

Anyway, come on folks. {Leads them outside, down the hill and into town.}

*follows*

*takes Gale's hand and follows*

*follows*